The Latest

Jul
20

A Clean Stench

OK let’s get situated with a veritable cannon-blast of local color.
3 min read
Jul
13

All Paper is Edible

The eternal question: How do you deliver something when you don't know where it’s supposed to go?
6 min read
Jul
06

My Adorable Mean Crybaby

C’mon you two, have a nice long hug and make up.
4 min read
Jun
29

This Broad Does Her Thing First

Batya really hates job interviews, like that’s a fascinating or unusual thing.
8 min read
Jun
22

No Serious Damage

Let’s learn more about the naked cannonball guy, and spicy crab cakes, and Batya’s not-terrific hair.
3 min read
Jun
15

You Big Stupid

Extremely nice pajamas, a too-handsome man, an unwanted reunion, brief fisticuffs.
4 min read
Jun
08

The Eater of Worlds

Welcome to Fort Hook. Put up your dukes!
3 min read
Jun
07

Welcome to Chokeville

Ready to dig into this lurid tale of adventure? Here’s what it is and how to get started.
2 min read
Jun
06

The Story So Far

A breezy high-level plot summary to get you up to speed.
3 min read
Jun
05

The Inane History of This Novel

It tries to explain itself, but it can’t.
7 min read