The Latest

18
Apr

You’re Hairy and Insane

Gaze back upon our misspent youth, when bad ideas bloomed like dandelions.
5 min read
11
Apr

A Noisome Tornado

Wherein little Bat and little Mina have adorable little traumas.
9 min read
21
Mar

Rats + Ghosts

This seems like a pretty implausibly eventful day, you ask me.
4 min read
14
Mar

The Dandy Gorgon

You can’t outsail a curse. You can only hope it strikes the fool next to you.
9 min read
07
Mar

A Hint of Sulfur

Let’s take a nice stroll toward the precipice of the afterworld.
4 min read
29
Feb

The Hot Pillow Joint

We hear the WHOOMF of a large fire igniting.
5 min read
22
Feb

Sad + Nuts

Sometimes we forget which parts of our lives are real and which are made up.
4 min read
15
Feb

Two Minutes 42 Seconds

Here is a song that has everything you need and nothing you don’t.
5 min read
08
Feb

My Love Dynamo

It’s one of those nights out where everyone knows you and would like a word.
4 min read
25
Jan

A Thick Slice of Baloney

Your night has taken a thrilling turn into absolute malarkey.
5 min read