The Latest

29
Feb

The Hot Pillow Joint

We hear the WHOOMF of a large fire igniting.
5 min read
22
Feb

Sad + Nuts

Sometimes we forget which parts of our lives are real and which are made up.
4 min read
15
Feb

Two Minutes 42 Seconds

Here is a song that has everything you need and nothing you don’t.
5 min read
08
Feb

My Love Dynamo

It’s one of those nights out where everyone knows you and would like a word.
4 min read
25
Jan

A Thick Slice of Baloney

Your night has taken a thrilling turn into absolute malarkey.
5 min read
18
Jan

The Hot Crimson Haze

Why is everyone wrecking you tonight?
5 min read
11
Jan

Oh Yeah Mulitas!

Just trying to serve up some grub when the dark specter of the past shows up.
3 min read
04
Jan

Lip, Throat, Armpit

Eating lunch on a pier is nothing but a series of angry standoffs with a seagull.
3 min read
14
Dec

My Idiot Mitts

You don’t even want to know what the platinum tier is.
5 min read
07
Dec

The Salty Abyss

Sometimes I know your heart is full of little arrows.
5 min read