Jan
18
The Hot Crimson Haze
Why is everyone wrecking you tonight?
5 min read
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Jan
11
Oh Yeah Mulitas!
Just trying to serve up some grub when the dark specter of the past shows up.
3 min read
Jan
04
Lip, Throat, Armpit
Eating lunch on a pier is nothing but a series of angry standoffs with a seagull.
3 min read
Dec
14
My Idiot Mitts
You don’t even want to know what the platinum tier is.
5 min read
Dec
07
The Salty Abyss
Sometimes I know your heart is full of little arrows.
5 min read
Nov
30
Cha-Cha’s is Spooky
Read to the end for three simple rules to follow in literally any situation.
6 min read
Nov
16
Plumber’s Serpent
Let’s start the workday with a beautifully natural sight that you will take to your grave.
7 min read
Nov
09
The Triple Pinch
In which we finally reveal the shocking origin of Sal’s Crab House.
6 min read
Oct
26
Chiseled Torso
Let me tell you about my secret underwater headquarters.
5 min read
Oct
19
Intolerable Sensations
Always exciting to start a new job and lose something precious!
6 min read