The Latest

18
Jul

The Depth Charge

Work stories tend to be more interesting when accompanied by morning cocktails.
13 min read
27
Jun

Everybody’s Real Sorry

Now you, Dear Reader, are all caught up and know as much as I do.
3 min read
20
Jun

A Pool of Milk

I mean, aren’t we all imprisoned by the thing we’re paid to produce?
4 min read
23
May

The Merciful Wind

Animal lovers may want to avert their eyes from this one.
7 min read
16
May

Bad Ideas at Folly Dairy

The horrific stench that would irrevocably change all our lives that summer.
7 min read
09
May

Horkbucker!

Love is honoring your partner’s made-up backstory no matter how stupid it is.
6 min read
02
May

A Writhing Crystal Cobra

See if you can hold your breath for the duration of this chapter!
5 min read
25
Apr

The Nice Job Award

This is probably one of the hornier chapters.
8 min read
18
Apr

You’re Hairy and Insane

Gaze back upon our misspent youth, when bad ideas bloomed like dandelions.
5 min read
11
Apr

A Noisome Tornado

Wherein little Bat and little Mina have adorable little traumas.
9 min read