08
Aug
Untainted by Syphilis
Sometimes there’s just no point in figuring out your weird horny feelings.
6 min read
The Latest
01
Aug
An Ugly Rumpus
One of those mornings when everything inside your body wants to come outside.
9 min read
25
Jul
Esther Something
Some bars leach the daylight from your mortal soul, which can be nice.
6 min read
18
Jul
The Depth Charge
Work stories tend to be more interesting when accompanied by morning cocktails.
13 min read
27
Jun
Everybody’s Real Sorry
Now you, Dear Reader, are all caught up and know as much as I do.
3 min read
20
Jun
A Pool of Milk
I mean, aren’t we all imprisoned by the thing we’re paid to produce?
4 min read
23
May
The Merciful Wind
Animal lovers may want to avert their eyes from this one.
7 min read
16
May
Bad Ideas at Folly Dairy
The horrific stench that would irrevocably change all our lives that summer.
7 min read
09
May
Horkbucker!
Love is honoring your partner’s made-up backstory no matter how stupid it is.
6 min read
02
May
A Writhing Crystal Cobra
See if you can hold your breath for the duration of this chapter!
5 min read