Bloody Tobacco
Batya TOLD you the bad forest was bad! She was VERY CLEAR about that!
A Clean Stench
OK let’s get situated with a veritable cannon-blast of local color.
All Paper is Edible
The eternal question: How do you deliver something when you don't know where it’s supposed to go?
My Adorable Mean Crybaby
C’mon you two, have a nice long hug and make up.
This Broad Does Her Thing First
Batya really hates job interviews, like that’s a fascinating or unusual thing.
No Serious Damage
Let’s learn more about the naked cannonball guy, and spicy crab cakes, and Batya’s not-terrific hair.
You Big Stupid
Extremely nice pajamas, a too-handsome man, an unwanted reunion, brief fisticuffs.
The Eater of Worlds
Welcome to Fort Hook. Put up your dukes!
Welcome to Chokeville
Ready to dig into this lurid tale of adventure? Here’s what it is and how to get started.
The Story So Far
A breezy high-level plot summary to get you up to speed.