Jan
04
Lip, Throat, Armpit
Eating lunch on a pier is nothing but a series of angry standoffs with a seagull.
3 min read
Josh Fireland
Creator of CHOKEVILLE, a novel that will, if you’d like, crush you between its steely thighs.
Dec
14
My Idiot Mitts
You don’t even want to know what the platinum tier is.
5 min read
Dec
07
The Salty Abyss
Sometimes I know your heart is full of little arrows.
5 min read
Nov
30
Cha-Cha’s is Spooky
Read to the end for three simple rules to follow in literally any situation.
6 min read
Nov
16
Plumber’s Serpent
Let’s start the workday with a beautifully natural sight that you will take to your grave.
7 min read
Nov
09
The Triple Pinch
In which we finally reveal the shocking origin of Sal’s Crab House.
6 min read
Oct
26
Chiseled Torso
Let me tell you about my secret underwater headquarters.
5 min read
Oct
19
Intolerable Sensations
Always exciting to start a new job and lose something precious!
6 min read
Oct
12
We’re the Archivists
Teenagers are the most terrifying thing that’s ever been invented.
5 min read
Oct
05
The Ugly Sunrise
Can a gal get even one single nap around here?
4 min read