That Jovial Drunken Medusa
Sometimes you have a really creative idea that everybody hates and is bad.
The Dragonfly Trench
If someone’s body tells you to do something, just ignore it, OK?
A Dash of Gunpowder
Nothing like the impending doom you feel when starting a new job.
Give My Sisters Quiet Sleep
Sheesh what is the deal with these freakily intense teenage girls?
Doctor Juice
The best chitchats happen within earshot of a beeping heart monitor.
A Dying Pumpjack
This novel is absolutely not a meditation on memory and grief.
Your Thighs Are Generous
Welcome to Chapter 50, I hope something noteworthy happens in this one.
The Strangle Snare
Don’t insult someone’s hometown unless you’ve got time to hear its apocryphal origin story.
Untainted by Syphilis
Sometimes there’s just no point in figuring out your weird horny feelings.
An Ugly Rumpus
One of those mornings when everything inside your body wants to come outside.