The History of Pure Mayhem
Now that I think about it, fish always look kind of surprised.
The Kid Who Drowned
It’s probably safe to assume that most made-up folk heroes are kind of dicks.
The Suckhole
If you know not a stranger’s heart, then assume it is a dipshit.
The King of the Mothers
Creep ’n’ Crawl into your Victim’s most private places!
The Black Curtain
How about instead we play pachinko? Or pachisi?
The Game is Carrick
Life is a game you don’t know how to play, and the rules are always changing.
The Sensual Flex
When your pants fit just right, almost anything is possible.
The Bone Corral
Take it from our hero, losing a few teeth isn’t that bad in the grand scheme of things.
Catapult the Swollen Bung
I think we can all agree our brains do not have our best interest at heart.
That Jovial Drunken Medusa
Sometimes you have a really creative idea that everybody hates and is bad.