Josh Fireland

Josh Fireland

Fort Hook
Creator of CHOKEVILLE, a novel that will, if you’d like, crush you between its steely thighs.
03
Apr

The Cacophony of Various Yells

The curse is coming for you, but maybe it’ll get distracted at the last minute.
6 min read
20
Mar

The History of Pure Mayhem

Now that I think about it, fish always look kind of surprised.
6 min read
13
Mar

The Kid Who Drowned

It’s probably safe to assume that most made-up folk heroes are kind of dicks.
6 min read
27
Feb

The Suckhole

If you know not a stranger’s heart, then assume it is a dipshit.
5 min read
20
Feb

The King of the Mothers

Creep ’n’ Crawl into your Victim’s most private places!
7 min read
30
Jan

The Black Curtain

How about instead we play pachinko? Or pachisi?
4 min read
02
Jan

The Game is Carrick

Life is a game you don’t know how to play, and the rules are always changing.
8 min read
26
Dec

The Sensual Flex

When your pants fit just right, almost anything is possible.
8 min read
05
Dec

The Bone Corral

Take it from our hero, losing a few teeth isn’t that bad in the grand scheme of things.
6 min read
28
Nov

Catapult the Swollen Bung

I think we can all agree our brains do not have our best interest at heart.
4 min read