The Bone Corral
Take it from our hero, losing a few teeth isn’t that bad in the grand scheme of things.
Catapult the Swollen Bung
I think we can all agree our brains do not have our best interest at heart.
That Jovial Drunken Medusa
Sometimes you have a really creative idea that everybody hates and is bad.
The Dragonfly Trench
If someone’s body tells you to do something, just ignore it, OK?
A Dash of Gunpowder
Nothing like the impending doom you feel when starting a new job.
Give My Sisters Quiet Sleep
Sheesh what is the deal with these freakily intense teenage girls?
Doctor Juice
The best chitchats happen within earshot of a beeping heart monitor.
A Dying Pumpjack
This novel is absolutely not a meditation on memory and grief.
Your Thighs Are Generous
Welcome to Chapter 50, I hope something noteworthy happens in this one.
The Strangle Snare
Don’t insult someone’s hometown unless you’ve got time to hear its apocryphal origin story.