
The Latest
20
Feb
The King of the Mothers
Creep ’n’ Crawl into your Victim’s most private places!
7 min read
30
Jan
The Black Curtain
How about instead we play pachinko? Or pachisi?
4 min read
02
Jan
The Game is Carrick
Life is a game you don’t know how to play, and the rules are always changing.
8 min read
26
Dec
The Sensual Flex
When your pants fit just right, almost anything is possible.
8 min read
05
Dec
The Bone Corral
Take it from our hero, losing a few teeth isn’t that bad in the grand scheme of things.
6 min read
28
Nov
Catapult the Swollen Bung
I think we can all agree our brains do not have our best interest at heart.
4 min read
21
Nov
That Jovial Drunken Medusa
Sometimes you have a really creative idea that everybody hates and is bad.
8 min read
03
Oct
The Dragonfly Trench
If someone’s body tells you to do something, just ignore it, OK?
5 min read
26
Sep
A Dash of Gunpowder
Nothing like the impending doom you feel when starting a new job.
8 min read
19
Sep
Give My Sisters Quiet Sleep
Sheesh what is the deal with these freakily intense teenage girls?
10 min read