The Latest
03
Apr
The Cacophony of Various Yells
The curse is coming for you, but maybe it’ll get distracted at the last minute.
6 min read
20
Mar
The History of Pure Mayhem
Now that I think about it, fish always look kind of surprised.
6 min read
13
Mar
The Kid Who Drowned
It’s probably safe to assume that most made-up folk heroes are kind of dicks.
6 min read
27
Feb
The Suckhole
If you know not a stranger’s heart, then assume it is a dipshit.
5 min read
20
Feb
The King of the Mothers
Creep ’n’ Crawl into your Victim’s most private places!
7 min read
30
Jan
The Black Curtain
How about instead we play pachinko? Or pachisi?
4 min read
02
Jan
The Game is Carrick
Life is a game you don’t know how to play, and the rules are always changing.
8 min read
26
Dec
The Sensual Flex
When your pants fit just right, almost anything is possible.
8 min read
05
Dec
The Bone Corral
Take it from our hero, losing a few teeth isn’t that bad in the grand scheme of things.
6 min read
28
Nov
Catapult the Swollen Bung
I think we can all agree our brains do not have our best interest at heart.
4 min read